On Saturday at Dallas Winter League we had a couple of guys who got "racked." I'll save you the trip to urbandictionary and just tell you that it means taking a shot to the balls. After our second or third guy took an unlucky hit, Trashley tells the following story:
A guy she used to live with decided he wanted to be a bad ass and just straight up jump over Coco. Did Coco know this? Were they playing ultimate at the time? I'm unsure of the answer to either question. What I do know is that this kid failed, smashed his balls against the top of Coco's head, landed, and threw up everywhere.
...and that's the greatest story I've heard in a really long time
***As an aside, I really wish that Trashley and I were madly in love with each other. I don't know her very well, although she seems really nice. The reason is that so I could tell my mother and father, "I'm in love, and her name is Trashley."
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